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It’s physically impossible for me to not reblog this.
Oh my god.
BRINGING THIS BACK
BECAUSE THIS IS LIKE THE BEST AUDIO POST ON TUMBLR
staring at that gif laughing way too hard at this
I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS IN LIKE 2 YEARS OMFG
you know those feels
when you’re so into something
and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
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The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
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how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
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- Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
- Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
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